Archive for May, 2009

It’s Time To Eat Crow . . .

Posted on May 27, 2009. Filed under: NHL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

PITTSBURGH WANTS DETROIT:  No one in the Pens organization will say this.  So I’ll say it for them.  Bring on the Red Wings.  Even though the Chicago Blackhawks aren’t dead yet, they are excrutiatingly close to their demise and to be honest, I’d rather take on Detroit. 

Sure, there’s that sense of redemption in having the oppotunity to beat the team that beat you last year on the biggest stage in your sport.  And that would add to the ecstacy of hoisting the Stanley Cup and bringing it back to Pittsburgh.  But could it get any better than that? 

Oh yes.  It could . . . being able to wash the sour taste Marian Hossa left in the Pittsburgh Penguins organization and

Marion Hossas Last Image As Penguin

Marian Hossa's Lasting Image As A Penguin

fanbase’s mouths as he choose a single year deal to play for the team that won the Cup over them just a season ago, would be a bonus.

After playing in the 2008 Stanley Cup Finals with the Penguins, Hossa said he’d “definitely take less money to play on a winning team.”   So he promptly spurned a four to five year deal at over $7 million annually, that would have given him stability on a squad fresh off a finals run, featuring the league’s two best players, opting for a one year deal at $7.4 million to play for the Champion Red Wings who can’t put butts in the seats. 

I guess Detroit got the SELL OUT they were looking for . . .

The question is, did Hossa’s departure actually help the Penguins?  Would Pittsburgh have had the cash to sign more players and gain the depth and experience needed to make their incredible second half season and playofff run if they had inked him?

The addition of Stanley Cup Champions Billy Guerin, Chris Kunitz and Ruslan Fedtenko have injected a stability and calmness that has enhanced the Pens’ conspicuous “we’ve been here before” attitude that they have adopted throughout the playoffs.  They seem more confident and driven having experienced the bright lights of a deep playoff run and aren’t fazed by the magnitude of their success so far.  We’ll see if the outcome is different if the Red Wings beat Chicago tonight to make it the first Stanley Cup Finals rematch since the Edmonton Oilers and New York Islanders in 1984.  And we all know what happened then . . .

By the way, Guerin (14) has 2 more playoff points that Hossa, who has equaled the production of the other winger Pittsburgh brought on this year to play on Crosby’s line, Chris Kunitz, and not to mention Pens’ defenseman, Sergei Gonchar, with 12.    

It’s time to eat crow, Hossa.  

Or should we say, it’s time to choke on Penguin?  Pittsburgh is going to be shoving the puck down Detroit’s throat.

But I’m not bitter . . .

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It’s Just Manny Being Barry . . .

Posted on May 7, 2009. Filed under: MLB | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

I Told You Not To Trust my Cousin

I Told You Not To Trust My Cousin

Or A-Rod.  Or Roger.

Except they were never suspended for 50 games during the season for testing positive for a banned substance.  Was it performance enhancing drugs?  Or PEDs as “they” call them?  That always reminds me of PEZ when I say it . . . just not as fun to pop . . . 

I always wondered if Manny Ramirez juiced.  He seemed to always be big, there wasn’t noticeable unnatural body morphing going on over the years, so I thought he was clean.  And he still may be.  There are other banned substances that aren’t steroids, per se, and of course Manny’s camp denies the violation is for PEDs.  Check out his statement:

Statement from Manny

“Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons. I want to apologize to Mr. McCourt, Mrs. McCourt, Mr. Torre, my teammates, the Dodger organization, and to the Dodger fans. LA is a special place to me and I know everybody is disappointed. So am I. I’m sorry about this whole situation.”

Here’s my favorite part of that statement:

“I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing . . .”

I wonder what his personal health issue was.  I guess he’ll have a lot of time to straighten it out . . .

You Are Not Dreaming. The Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia is REAL

You Are Not Dreaming. The Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia is REAL

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That Dude . . .

Posted on May 5, 2009. Filed under: Life, MLB, NHL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

You know that dude . . .

No matter what type of sports fan you are, there’s that dude . . .

The dude that seems to have your team’s number EVERY time.  You involuntarily start to dry heave when you see him on TV making an amazing play.  You actually hate him.  And if he happens to get injured, you don’t feel bad. 

You know that dude.  Or dudes . . .

At this very moment, there are two players that I want to punch in the face. 

Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals:  He always answers.  It’s the match up the NHL dreamed about all season.  Sid “The Kid” Crosby versus Alexander “The (puke) Great” Ovechkin in the playoffs battling for bragging rights in a well documented hate – hate relationship.  Through two games, he has responded to every goal and has matched Crosby’s 4 goals in the series with 4 of his own.  His excessive celebrating and lack of respect for his competition makes him the NHL’s version of Terrell Owens, except he doesn’t drop the puck and is leading his team, not destroying it.  I can’t stand him.   

   
 

Matt Garza, Tampa Bay Rays:  Spitface.  It seems like every time the camera is on him, he is spitting on the mound.  In between EVERY pitch.  Annoying.  Even more annoying is the fact that the Red Sox just can’t figure him out.  His ONLY two wins this season have come against Boston.  Since his stellar Game 7 performance in the ALCS last year, which earned him MVP honors, Garza has dominated my team.  In his last start versus the Sox, he engineered a 13-0 win with 10 strikeouts, taking a no-hitter into the 7th inning before Jacoby Ellsbury got to him.  That clobbering made Garza 7-1 with a 2.54 ERA in 10 career starts against Boston.     ARGGGHHHHHH!

For now, that’s who I am hating on . . .

P.S.  Of course, you would love to have that dude on YOUR team . . . Jerks.

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